Only numbers …

According to the recent article “CR 94” I want to show you some options in which you (a rich Spanish building giant) rather could invest all the money, which apparently grows on trees … a numbers game from my point of view!

Believing reports of the Spanish newspaper Marca (which is sympathetic to Real Madrid FC) Christiano Ronaldo signed up a 6-years contract including astonishing conditions at Real Madrid FC. He is supposed to earn 13 Million Euro a year, after taxes of course! The recent best paid football player was the Swedish Zlatan Ibrahimovic from Inter Mailand with assumed 12 Million Euro, after taxes.

13.000.000 Euro …

1.083.333, 33 Euro a month

252.777, 78 Euro a week

36.111,11 Euro a day

1.504,63 Euro an hour

25,08 Euro a minute

0,42 Euro a second !!!

That means, Christiano Ronaldo earns …

0,36 Euro per heartbeat (70 beats a minute – average of an adult)

1,25 Euro per blink of an eye (20 blinks a minute – average)

1,57 Euro per breath (16 breaths of an 20-30 years old guy – average)

18.055,56 Euro per shower (2 times a day)

12.037,04 Euro per meal (3 meals a day)

9.027,78 Euro per trainings session (6 hours football based training a day)

180.555,56 Euro per match (assuming 6 matches per month – average excluding bonuses)

With 13.000.000 Euro you could pay …

817 VW Golf 6 (assuming 1 VW Golf 6 = 15.900 Euro)

52.699 semester at HWR Berlin (due to 246,68 Euro study fee)

2.000.000 box office admissions (assuming 6,50 Euro for a single student ticket)

1.733.333 home matches of 1.FC Union Berlin (assuming 7,50 Euro for a single student ticket)

43.333 months rent-free (assuming 1 rent = 300 Euro)

520.000 weeks basic food shopping for free (assuming 25 Euro per week)

1.000.000 boxes of Beck’s beer (assuming 1 box = 13 Euro; excluding box deposit)

260.000 nights out (assuming 1 night out = 50 Euro)

52 detached houses (assuming 1 detached house = 250.000 Euro)

2.367.941 Bic Mac Maxi Menus at McDonalds (assuming 1 Bic Mac Maxi Menu = 5,49 Euro)

26.052 holiday flights to Fuerteventura (assuming 1 holiday flights a 7 days = 499 Euro)

146.892 months free ride for Berlin ABC (assuming month ticket BVG Berlin ABC = 88,50 Euro)

2.063.492 free rides from my hometown Gransee to Berlin (assuming 1 ticket = 6,30 Euro)

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CR 94

Expansive joy: Christiano Ronaldo

Real Madrid offered 94 Million Euro for the Portuguese football player Christiano Ronaldo. What an amount for one single human being! Imagine, what can you get for this amount instead?! You may could lose the overview by all the crises, currently. Financial Crisis, Car Producer Crisis, Climate Crisis, Swine Flue Crisis, Middle East Crisis or SPD Crisis are not yet solved. You could say the whole world is a single Crisis. Except a Spanish building contractor named Florentino Perez, who faced all the crises with enthusiastic spending capital. Florentino Perez is the new chairman at honourable football club Real Madrid. He won the election because he was the sole candidate. Sharp tongues assuming he bought his own chair, but that is only a rumour and always appears at those situations. Mr Perez already has been chairman at Real Madrid FC during 2000 and 2006. He was the inventor of the Galacticos consisting of stars like Beckham, Zidane, Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos etc. At this time he already spent awesome amounts for stars of the scene. You could say he gives a sh*t on crises! As he did on last Wednesday as he provided 75 Million Pounds from his wallet to Manchester United to activate the honestly not untalented football player Cristiano Ronaldo out of his existing contract at Old Trafford. Although he payed 65 Million Euro for the Brazilian football player Kaka, besides best player in the world a year earlier the CR. The good old neo-economist John Maynard Keynes would probably jump into the Thames for joy, because of these high investments at these bad times. The thing is, though. Could 4 legs be valuable 159 Million Euro?! Some Examples: The Bundesliga Team VFL Wolfsburg just became German Champion with a player budget of 55 Million Euro. Mathematicaly seen you might take 0.58 Christian Ronaldos to win the German Bundesliga by one single player! What else can you do with such an amount of money? I do pay study fees to be able to study at the HWR in Berlin. With 94 Million Euro I could study almost 39.0042 semesters at HWR. Or I could prepay my rent and could live almost 313.751 months for free. You could do honestly solve a lot of problems with such an amount. For Example, our government just need to raise 16.898 Cristiano Ronaldos and sell them to Florentino Perez to be completely debtless. So easy! But investing it in one single human being, who runs, tackles, shoot goals, passes, dives, is talented on the pitch as well as in the nightclub?! C’mon!!!

Celebrating the deal in Hollywood

SSDD – Same Sh*t Different Day

source: tagesspiegel.de 01/2008

Every single self-appointed football sports media just threws out one possible, maybe, surely happening football player transfer assumption after the other, recently. Unbelievable, but nothing new especially at this time of the season. The season is nearly over and the contracts of the players are going to end up.

Christiano Ronaldo from Manchester United to Real Madrid for 60 Million €. Frank Ribery from FC Bayern Munich to Manchester United for 70 Million € or Frank Ribery from FC Bayern Munich to FC Barcelona for 20 Million € incl. Alexander Hleb. Diego from SV Werder Bremen to FC Bayern Munich for 18 Million €. Louis von Gaal from AZ Alkmaar to FC Bayern Munich for the Head Coach position. David Beckham from AC Milan to Tottenham Hotspur for who knows how much €. Let’s spin the wheel right further. Let’s assume some transfers …